David is Dec winner at The Nervous Dog

The Nervous Dog Coffee Shop has started drawings for monthly winners of 1 lb of house blend coffee. I won in December. Michael Litt the owner of TND put a picture of David with "his profile" up for customers to see who won. Here is the bio Michael posted:

David recently immigrated to Akron from a small village in Southern Tanzania,where he was apprentice to the local rickshaw driver. In recent years, he became quite active in the TLRDAU (Tanzanian League of Rickshaw Driver Apprentices Union). David also is part-time assistant librarian and deputy sheriff. Some of his hobbies include reading to his pet goat Hilda, negotiating on butter prices at the local grocery, and standing on one leg in a so-far vain attempt to win entry into the Guinness Book fo World Records.

When asked how he felt about his newly-discovered luck in winning the drawing for some of the best, freshest coffee in Akron, he responded, "You just asked me that so you could get in a plug for having great, frest-roasted coffee in a warm community atmosphere." Sure, David. Whatever you say.

(and the picture isn't even flattering!)